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these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

yeah i mean look at that dude like three or four down they look like they just told the worst joke and can’t help laughing at it, meanwhile dude standing next to them has their hands up in the air like “ugghhh bro come the fuck on that was terrible your jokes are the worst”. third skeleton refusing to even look at either of them because goddamn it andy every fucking time pull yourself together i can’t believe you’re already this drunk and i swear to skeleton god if you dare to pull that poking my arm and telling me to “be more humerus” shit again i am going to literally steal your skull while you’re passed out in the bathroom like you always are

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

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dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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